Lick

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

runaeveena:

ehehehelokid:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

belowtherust:

brooklynlovesyouforlife:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods 

and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make

why cant we be mermaids 

but do they have wifi underwater

Priorities

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.